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Fred

i want to introduce you to Fred. Fred is a duck. He is my best friend. But he is invisible. And has super amazing ninja awesomeness powers. But sometimes I worry about Fred, because he is a little bit depressed. I don't know why because who would be depressed when you can fly and make things spontaneously combust with your mind?!?!?!

Anyway, Fred has a story he would like to tell you:

One day, he came to school with me to meet all of my friends. But this one girl was really mean and even though I told her not to sit there because Fred was sitting there, she sat there anyway. And she sent Fred to the hospital. With two broken legs.

ISN'T THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!

yeah, i thought so too. 

anyway, Fred has to go now so i'm going to talk about something else. how about doors? ok. doors. well, there are a lot of doors in the world. and some of the doors are purple and some are orange and some of them are just wooden and not painted. Some of them are metal like the doors in the prisons. you better hope you never have a door like that on your room.... doors are fun to open. and close. and swing on. like a spider. you can climb walls and swing from ropes and walk on the ceiling. 

OH HEY LOOK

Fred forgot his backpack. so he came back =D and now he's decided to stay a while even though his mother TOLD him to be home by 8:30..... BAD FRED!!!!

He wants to tell you another story. about the time he met another bipolar invisible duck. and that duck's name was Taylor. Taylor and Fred started to talk to each other because they liked each other a lot. it was infatuation at first sight. And then they decided to go on a date. They sat and drank cocktails and listened to amazing forties music. And then Taylor and Fred got married. and lived happily ever after. Until they divorced. because Fred wouldn't get down from the fucking tree. he just climbed up there and refused to get down. and Taylor was pissed. So they divorced. Fred was sad. But seriously Fred? Seriously? You couldn't have just taken Taylor into the tree with you???

ummmm well i think i'm done now. 

this lovely post was brought to you by a superhero called SOY NUT!!!!!!!!!

What a douche.

Earth day art.

It
became
apparent to
me that I haven't
written in a very long
time. I have been very busy
and incredibly tired.
But now term
is over and
I can
sleep.
It's
getting
warmer now.
Soon I can plant
my garden. And I
already started to ride
my bike around.
Today I rode
for a good
hour
and a half
with my brother.
Well at this point in
time I don't have much
of real interest to
speak about.
So now I
bid you
adou.
:/

Another quote...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stoleone and prayed for forgiveness.

- Emo Philips

I'm going to try and post more creative writing. Although I haven't actually tried to write anything creatively for a REALLY, REALLY long time... so I'm going to post somthing I wrote a REALLY, REALLY long time ago... when I was emo... shut up.


Time
Do you wish you could slow everything down? Watch hundreds of seconds pass without letting a minute go. Wish you could spend time thinking, about love, about hate, about life, about death, thinking about whatever you wish to think about, without quick time pushing you forward.

You may not wish these things; you may be content with your hurried existence. If you're happy and do not wish these things, rejoice for the sole reason that you are happy, because like many things happiness is hard to get and easy to lose. I envy those whoever obtain it.

If you are not happy with this rushed lifestyle, you are like me. For I wish I could stop time to examine the beauty and the innocence in this world. I wish to acquire the never ending minute in which to think and to sleep and to dream forever, with no interruptions, no responsibilities, no time no date. To float away into a place with no worries, no problems, no nothing.

This place does not exist on our human planet. If you would attempt these things you would die, because we would keep getting attacked by each second to each minute to each hour. We can never win a fight with time because it is an immortal enemy with a world of followers.

So what do we do? We go on fighting; giving every last breath we have until time defeats us. We look for as much happiness as we can possibly get. We look for love, and family, we look for beauty in our small world and attempt to rid of the ugly. Life is worth fighting for, fight for beauty, fight for innocence, fight for happiness, fight for love and attempt peace.