Anyway, Fred has a story he would like to tell you:
One day, he came to school with me to meet all of my friends. But this one girl was really mean and even though I told her not to sit there because Fred was sitting there, she sat there anyway. And she sent Fred to the hospital. With two broken legs.
ISN'T THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!
yeah, i thought so too.
anyway, Fred has to go now so i'm going to talk about something else. how about doors? ok. doors. well, there are a lot of doors in the world. and some of the doors are purple and some are orange and some of them are just wooden and not painted. Some of them are metal like the doors in the prisons. you better hope you never have a door like that on your room.... doors are fun to open. and close. and swing on. like a spider. you can climb walls and swing from ropes and walk on the ceiling.
OH HEY LOOK
Fred forgot his backpack. so he came back =D and now he's decided to stay a while even though his mother TOLD him to be home by 8:30..... BAD FRED!!!!
He wants to tell you another story. about the time he met another bipolar invisible duck. and that duck's name was Taylor. Taylor and Fred started to talk to each other because they liked each other a lot. it was infatuation at first sight. And then they decided to go on a date. They sat and drank cocktails and listened to amazing forties music. And then Taylor and Fred got married. and lived happily ever after. Until they divorced. because Fred wouldn't get down from the fucking tree. he just climbed up there and refused to get down. and Taylor was pissed. So they divorced. Fred was sad. But seriously Fred? Seriously? You couldn't have just taken Taylor into the tree with you???
ummmm well i think i'm done now.
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