A Pastifarian outrage!!!

I am completely outraged! I was so angry when I read this article (http://www.newsique.com/us/student_punished_for_spaghetti_b/) I nearly steamed. A fellow human being is being discriminated on purely because of his religion. Do these people not understand that if he does not wear his religious uniform our world will be deteriorated by global warming! What they are doing is slapping the spaghetti monster square in his noodly appendage, can they not understand the devotion this man must have to his spaghetti monster? I can confidently tell you that the people who did this will most definitley shrink at least 2 inches.