The godess of Karma is a bitch, that we all know. You can almost count on ALMOST everything bad that happens to you is because of that bitch. I have found a great way to decipher whether or not the bad thing that happens to you is Karma or not. This system is called Pin Karma. I once had a pin collection on my bag with up to 50 pins on it. Than they began falling off one by one clattering down onto the ground. I then began thinking, and figured that I could match every "bad" thing I had done (since I gained my pin collection) to a fallen pin. I then matched the worst things I had done with my favorite pins. For instance when my "jesus pin" falls off I better get ready for Hell. If that one Morgan gave me that I don't understand fell off my response would likely be "meh." I currently have roughly 10 pins. I encourage you other Karma believer ins to start your own pin collection so you to can know when Karma is being a bitch.
Yeah, I remember you explaining your karmic pin system. Quite clever, Ali, quite clever.
ReplyDeleteIt's true!!!
ReplyDeleteI really want that pin, btw